Hélène Romero

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Je suis une emmerdeuse un peu poil de cultiste. J’ai deux enfants, des loisirs normaux: lecture, stand-up, les romans policiers, Agatha Christie et les romans historiques. J’aime tenter des expériences culinaires exotiques. J’aime toutes sortes d’humour, de Desproges à Coluche, en passant par Laurie Péret et les blagues de T-Shirt. Mon premier a été « Sauvez un arbre, mangez un castor » J’aime les chats et ferai prochainement l’achat d’un Dieu de race Sibérien. J’ai aussi des passions bizarres: les canines, les dates, les tueurs en série et leur psychologie. Certains me qualifient de féministe engagée, d’autres de fumiste enragée. La vérité doit être quelque part entre les deux.

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