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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland
By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag