By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

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By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States
By mlustpdx - 04/09/2014 17:47 - United States - Clackamas
true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that
By VampObsessed - 05/01/2013 05:30 - United States - Dallas
OP here. My key only works on the front lock so I couldn't use any other doors and our windows don't operate to allow anyone in. I had to call my boyfriend to come over and move it for me so I could get in. Recently the spare bedroom I workout in has been overtaken by gnomes and I've opened my bedroom door to a gnome in the hallway. He even put it in the shower. This is not a good way to help me get past my phobia.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no