Coupez, on la garde !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France