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kathryn_noel

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Morganville, United States
35 years-old
Monday 19 December 1988
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About Kathryn_noel

I will be 21 this year. Plaid is a favorite design of mine. My friends mean everything to me; we're married. I don't eat a lot. I enjoy knitting, but all I know how to make is a scarf. I have 13 piercings. I plan to get tattoos. My ears are stretched to 9/16". I think the human race is a disgrace. One goal: to live in Japan for 1 year of my life. My major is genetics. I have a serious underwear/bra addiction. What else do you want to know?

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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By Samsonites - 28/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister. The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML

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