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By patateshow - 15/05/2013 10:00 - France - Meximieux
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! :D Alors, oui, j'achète un ordinateur portable à ma fille de 14 ans, parce-qu'elle n'arrête pas de me le demander depuis un an, et que je n'ai pas d'autre idée de cadeau -sachant que si ça n'avait pas été ça, elle aurait fait la gueule :/ Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, en tout cas ; merci ! J'ai dû me créer un compte pour vous fournir quelques explications, que les 300 caractères maximum ne m'ont pas permis de donner : j'avais acheter l'ordinateur sur e-bay, consciente que ma fille n'est pas vraiment... délicate, et, heureusement, pas trop cher (pour un ordinateur portable). Mais bon, après ce qu'elle a fait à celui-ci, je pense qu'elle n'en aura plus avant sa majorité ^^ Ensuite, j'ai eu un avoue : elle avait un peu "joué" avec quand sa meilleure amie est venue dormir à la maison. Pour ce qu'il s'est passé pendant son "jeu", elle ne m'en a rien dit, mais bon... ;) Pour ceux qui disent qu'un ordinateur à 14 ans, ce n'est pas responsable, qu'à leur âge, ils avaient une GameBoy ou je ne sais quoi... Je pense que je regrette, maintenant, d'avoir cédé aux caprices de ma fille ; la prochaine fois, j'écouterai mon mari xD Voilà... J'espère que ça vous aura un peu éclairé, et merci encore pour vos commentaires -et pour la publication de ma VDM ! :')