By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
At night, all wolves are grey.
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You are now a certified FML member
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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