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Bienvenu sur mon profil alors voilà il y a une théorie de vache unijambiste rousse naine qui dit que les têtards à poil long ne sont que l'illusion que l'on se fait des zèbres en écorce d'arbre mou synthétisé par de la gelée de côtelette donc si on croit à cette théorie nous ne sommes que des effluves de polarisation subliminales inconvertible alors c'est là que je me suis dit que nous devrions tous nous révolter et attaquer la putréfaction fluorhydrique que produisent les innombrables champs de patates au beurre de cacahuètes mais j'ai aussi remarqué que si nous faisions ceci nous pourrions perdre définitivement le sens de rotation des tourbillons surdimensionnés à travers les poches de kangourou microscopique bienveillant à la recherche du paradis en conclusion nous pouvons donc affirmé que la société des organisme unicellulaire développe plus de procédé sociaux éducatif concret que celle des steaks de cheval en admiration collective

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