Bye !
By Chibi - 22/02/2017 20:00 - France - Béthune
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Bonjour à tous ! Pour l'explication, j'ouvre un commerce la semaine prochaine. Cela fait un mois que nous faisons les travaux : abattre des cloisons, poser du carrelage, enduit, peinture, fabrication de meubles en palettes... Cet homme venait mettre les extincteurs et en a profité pour regarder la mise aux normes électriques. Il ne m'a pas du tout adressé la parole sauf le "quand la petite dame branche sa machine à laver...blablabla". Au bout d'un moment je suis répartie dans mes travaux. À ce moment-là, je reçois un coup de fil du banquier pour mon prêt, je pars vite à la banque pour cette chose urgente. À mon retour cet homme était parti et mon mari me dit "il n'était pas content car tu n'étais pas là pour le payer" (au téléphone il me disait que je pouvais payer plus tard !) quand il est revenu chercher son chèque plus tard dans la journée, il l'a pris en me disant "chipie" et avec un clin d'oeil ! Bref, mon mari, mes amis présents pour les travaux et moi-même, nous sommes restés estomaqués de votre qu'encore maintenant il y a des gens pour qui la femme n'est rien d'autre qu'un objet décoratif ! Et puis mon mari n'est pas tant que ça une bille en bricolage, disons que c'est moi l'homme du couple ;)