Don't do drugs, kids
By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha
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By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha
By WinkleBottom - 04/11/2013 22:01 - United States
By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion
By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland
By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York
Breath or body odor isn't the issue. I'm just a quiet kid in a room of loud ones. I guess I'm boring, eh? Also, no, I do not stick my penis in fish tacos.