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By Inconnue - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
By ororus - 28/01/2013 16:38 - France - Auxerre
By et la c'est la Mère de - 28/01/2013 13:20 - Réunion
By inconnuA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By debenz - 23/01/2013 18:59 - France - Marseille
Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!
J'ai un peu rodé l'histoire pour la VDM, à vrai dire il m'a appelé pour que je le rejoigne dans l'entrée du bâtiment, ce que j'ai fait, et c'est là qu'il m'a annoncé qu'il n'avait pas trouvé ma porte et qu'il était allé voir à la cave (au cas où, sait-on jamais !). Ce à quoi il a ajouté avec une toute petite voix qu'il était vite reparti parce qu'il faisait tout noir et qu'il avait peur des fantômes. J'ai payé ma pizza avec un sacré fou rire, mais ça valait le coup d'attendre ^^