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About Crystalcove
Hola. My name is crystal and i live in a cove. im a potato farmer and i love the smell of french fries in the morning i love the sound of waves crashing into the side of my house i am in love with puppies, kittens, and small rodents. i also am in LOVE with jonny depp. we will have little children together named lil weezy, chiquita, lavernius, lil shawty, lil momasita, $h@n!qu@ and john. my favorite color is orange my favorite number is 3849274937 and yellow is the color of MY piss. Well Bye :)
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