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Best of pire personnel: Aujourd'hui, mon fils de 4 ans trouve une photo de lui deguisé en fille, pour ne pas le traumatiser je lui explique que c est sa soeur jumelle et qu elle est morte sauf que mon fils est fils unique. VDM Aujourd'hui, j'ai découvert que mon chat n'avais pas encore compris que de faire l'amour avec son frère n'était pas sencer faire du bien .. 1 ans qu'il croix que son frère et une femelle . Aujourd'hui, mon copain, pour me punir, m'enferme dans une très petite pièce vide, au fond d'un couloir. Je soupire un bon coup, en direction du plafond... Soudain, une belle et grosse araignée tombe, en plein dans mon soutien-gorge... Mon copain avait fermé la porte à clé. VDM Aujourd'hui, mon fils de 9 ans me demande ce qu'est une salope après avoir entendu ce mot. Pour ne pas lE choquer je lui dit qu'une salope est quelqu'un qui cuisine très bien. Il va donc voir sa mère et lui dit: "Maman t'es une très bonne salope". 2 jours après elle demande le divorce.

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Il y a désagréable et insupportable. Ca fait 4 ans que je prend sur moi, et je ne suis pas la seule dans la boite, mais la seule à sauter le pas ! Heureusement que j'arrive à laisser le boulot au bureau, mais mine de rien un boulot prend une grande partie de notre temps...