No love lost
By burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
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By burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
By MLAA - 25/09/2012 00:52 - United States - Loma Linda
By karmas a kunt - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin
By fuckalltwitardsintheface - 20/09/2012 21:34 - United States - Lindsey
For all the people who think this is strange you have to understand hes been a regular at my store for 2 years. Its not like it was some random person. Hes so depressed and angry every time, so when I finally saw him for once not looking upset and like he wanted a hug I went for it. Silly mistake on my part but what can I say I always hope for the best in people. He came back today and apologized. See a friendly hug goes a long way. So you negative people need a hug.