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By thekriss - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By thekriss - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Coco - 30/10/2013 15:33 - France - Paris
By rolf_9369 - 13/02/2013 00:04 - France - Meyzieu
By Celinita - 07/02/2013 01:06 - Australie - Blacktown
En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !
By Enzo.C - 22/01/2013 18:05 - France - Caz
Ça a été un DM bien silencieux malgré le fait qu'elle ait rigolé mais comme dit plus haut, la VDM a mis pas mal de temps à être validée et maintenant je suis avec elle (en couple) et on en rigole. effectivement ça a choqué ma mère sur le coup, enfin bon elle en rigole aussi et n'en parle à personne :)