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By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian
Python22 tells us more.
By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson
lilly1105 tells us more.
Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!
THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH
By SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 21:18 - United States
OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.