Up in smoke
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland