By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian
OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
By mother to an ugly doll - 04/09/2013 18:10 - Canada - Edmonton
By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster
By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!