You must be kidding
By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
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Yeah he thinks he's better than me , I feel like a Cinderella after midnight while he's the prince. He's always bragging about how good looking, smart, and charismatic he is and now it's worse. -_-