Vexation
By Anonyme - 23/10/2022 12:20
At night, all wolves are grey.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You're following 200 people
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