Le dormeur doit se réveiller
By insommniak - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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By insommniak - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
By JulienLsrt - 17/05/2014 05:30 - France
Salut salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Les commentaires sont très drôles merci :p Pour la petite histoire j'ai fêté le départ d'une amie, du coup on a fini tard (ou tôt, selon le point de vue), et on est allé voter en rentrant de soirée :D Je suis serveur, et mon patron a dû se débrouiller sans moi Lundi, je lui ai dit être malade au réveil il est compréhensif heureusement :) Pour la performance non je n'ai pas pris de somnifère, mais une bonne dose d'alcool ajoutée à la fatigue accumulée de la semaine, le tout agrémenté d'une bouteille d'eau près du lit, et le tour est joué :)