By redbluegreen - 09/08/2009 09:26 - United States
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redbluegreen tells us more.
By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg
By songbird062 - 01/06/2013 16:14 - Cambridge
songbird062 tells us more.
Hi guys! (Sort of) OP here. This isn't actually exactly what happened, because someone copied my original FML, altered it slightly and the resubmitted it as their own. When I say "altered it slightly", I mean they changed 18 months to two years, and left out the part about his brother dying as well, apart from that, it's basically word for word identical. It was credited to me after I noticed and reported it. He did say that he'd be willing to reconsider after some time apart, but I sure as hell am not going back there again. And for those who are asking about my weight, I gained 2kg, or approximately 4 pounds for our friends using imperial measurements. I'm around 70kg (150 pounds), which, for my height of 5 foot 9, is perfectly healthy. So no, I am not at all obese.
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By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis
By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers
That actually wasn't the reason. The mother was the one that decided on the name, not my dad. She did it so that he could leave my mom and me without 'losing' anything.