By Inconnue - 14/03/2012 13:42
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Depuis le temps que j'essaye d'être publié, j'ai écrit celle-ci sans trop y croire. En fait, cette histoire date d'une époque où je suivais une formation pendant laquelle mon formateur me mettait une pression énorme (il me reprochait de ne pas être assez sociable et ne me croyait pas quand je lui disais que j'étais asperger), que j'ai fini par somatiser de plusieurs manières, dont l'hypocondrie, qui m'a fait aller plusieurs fois inutilement chez le médecin. Heureusement, ça m'est passé depuis.