Misconstrued
By heyadrian - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gardena
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By heyadrian - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gardena
By Blaisey - 21/04/2014 17:25 - Canada - Duncan
Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
By phantomthelabrat - 31/03/2014 12:24 - United States - Fargo
By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 10:04 - United Kingdom - Romford
By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London
OP here. we didn't know my uncle that well he was one of the family members that dropped off the face of the earth. I came in at the wrong time when people were laughing so I thought he was doing an impression this is both a FML and a YDI