Alexa, play "Grounds for Divorce" by Elbow
By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 04:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 04:00