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About Austinssquidgy

Happy and sad at the same time seems to be my thing now. Happy because I'm with the most amazing man in the world named Dominik, but sad because I just had to leave him on the other side of the world.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 kick-ass comments

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YDI Master

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Austinssquidgy's favorite FMLs

SofaKingPretty tells us more.

SofaKingPretty 13

I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.

Ballsy427 tells us more.

Ballsy427 5

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'