By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

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By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center
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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom
Hey everyone, OP here. Let me shed a little light here. I was greatful she got me something to begin with! So don't say I wasn't, the sugar cookies were very yummy. It was just very misleading is all. And everyone curious what was in the wrapped present I didn't open it, there was a note flap on it and it didn't have my name on it. I texted her confused and she said it was the cookies. So yes I was greatful, and I'm a bit curious what she got 'Sara' too.