Les aléas de la vie
By houlahop - 30/01/2011 22:23 - France
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By houlahop - 30/01/2011 22:23 - France
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Pour préciser un peu les choses, j'avais prévenu mes parents que je venais. Et eux avaient prévenu la voisine... mais pas celle-ci! (ces voisins se sont installés très récemment et mes parents ne les connaissent pas encore personnellement). En plus, mes parents avaient aussi prévenu la brigade centrale de gendarmerie, mais l'info n'a pas dû passer visiblement (celle qui est intervenue n'est pas celle de la commune mais d'une commune voisine). Du reste, après quelques explications et présentation d'une pièce d'identité, tout est rentré dans l'ordre. Mais n'empêche que ce n'est pas des plus agréables d'avoir à se justifier d'être chez soi, même si j'ai quand même apprécié qu'au moins ils se soient déplacés à 2h du mat! Je suis passé voir cette voisine le lendemain, elle était désolée d'avoir appellé la gendarmerie car elle avait vu quelqu'un avec une lampe de poche (pas moi en tout cas). Au moins, la prochaine fois, je devrais pouvoir aller me coucher tranquille normalement...