First date from hell
By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States
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By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States
By Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di
By marcranger - 11/08/2014 23:40 - United States - Denver
By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le
By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom
Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.