Bad babysitter
By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
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By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:52 - United States
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies