Madame Machin
By fifail - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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