Etourdie

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About Etourdie

Rien de spécial... Que dire à part que j'aime bien venir sur ce site uniquement pour passer du bon temps 10 minutes par jour. En particulier lorsque je n'ai rien à faire. N'allez surtout pas croire que c'est péjoratif, bien au contraire. Ce site est l'un des rare auxquels je suis fidèle. ^^

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Nocturnal Up

At night, all wolves are grey.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

Go play the lottery

5x6 is a chance in 30! Well done, you should try going for the big bucks!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Respect your elders

Your account was created during the first year of FML's existence.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Chuck Norris Kick

If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.

Mike Tyson

Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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Etourdie 49

Ravie que ma VDM ait été publiée. Cette VDM est en réalité arrivée à ma tante il y a plusieurs années (ça doit remonter aux années 90 ou 2000). Exceptionnellement, elle avait amené ma grand-mère, qui n'avait pas le permis de conduire, faire les boutiques au centre-ville de Toulouse. Cette ville est située à une heure de là où elles habitent toutes les deux. N'y étant pas retourné depuis des années, ma grand-mère a insisté pour revoir la maison bourgeoise de ses employeurs, qui est située rue Bayard. Dans les années 40, ma grand-mère y gardait les enfants de ses patrons et faisait le ménage et la cuisine. Le jour où elles y sont retourné, ça avait beau être l'après-midi, ma tante a raconté qu'il y avait déjà quelques "travailleuses" sur place. Mais ma grand-mère étant un peu candide, elle n'a pas réalisé que c'était des prostituées et ne s'est absolument pas rendue compte de sa bourde. D'ailleurs, elle ne comprenait pas pourquoi les passants riaient.