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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Antonio
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Antonio