By lonelyandbored - 31/05/2010 00:19 - United States
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Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You are now a certified FML member
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By lonelyandbored - 31/05/2010 00:19 - United States
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