Epsomsalt

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  • Classified, North Korea
  • 25 years-old
  • Saturday 21 November 1998
  • single

About Epsomsalt

I'm a nice guy who wants to do something interesting in life. I'm into formal dress and occasions because they make me feel... sexy? I love those punk bands, Metro Station and We the Kings ranking fairly high on my list. My favourite activities include but are not limited to: hunting, electric guitar, sleeping, eating sushi, and whatever else comes to mind. Message me if you're into that sorta thing. I'll try to reply ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also, if you like to play Smash Bros. online, DEFINITELY message me.

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I agree, my mouse works.

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It's in the can!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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