By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz
I agree, your life sucks
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Beginner
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Judgmental
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
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