Quand tu t'es trompé de carrière
By Lewis - 01/05/2018 18:30
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By Lewis - 01/05/2018 18:30
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By filledeflic - 07/05/2017 20:00
En effet, le technicien qui est venue à dit à mon époux qu'il était un miraculé sachant qu'en plus il était seul à la maison : en cas de problème, personne pour les 1ers secours ! À sa décharge, divers facteurs ont mené à cette situation : 1/ le constructeur a mal placé le grillage du jardin. Le câble électrique n'aurait jamais dû être du côté de chez nous. 2/ EDF n'a pas complètement fait son boulot car il aurait dû y avoir une épaisse plaque de fonte de protection sur le câble et elle n'y était pas ! Lorsqu'il y a eu une autre panne de courant dans le quartier quelques jours plus tard, mes voisins m'ont appelé pour me demander si mon mari bricolait encore... Raté, il était au taf !