Kaartouche

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About Kaartouche

Expression dictatoriale.

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Kaartouche's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Kaartouche's favorite FMLs

Skyleera tells us more.

Je suis l'auteure, oui effectivement j'avais un peu la tête dans les nuages ce matin-là ^^

Binouchon tells us more.

Bonjour tout le monde! Tout d'abord merci d'avoir validé ma VDM, je suis très fière !! Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire et je prends note de vos nombreux conseils, merci à tous ! Alors pour rentrer dans le vif du sujet, il devait être 3h du matin quand je me suis réveillée et que j'ai aperçu ladite personne de l'autre côté de la vitre. Vu l'heure très avancée de la nuit, j'étais plutôt vaseuse mais ça m'a quand même bien réveillée d'un coup! Au moment où je l'ai vue, cette personne a du partir parce que le temps que je sorte de mon lit et que je m'arme de tout mon courage, il n'y avait plus personne dans la cour mais juste la porte d'entrée d'un immeuble qui se fermait .. Je n'ai pas trop réalisé ce qu'il se passait, mais je me suis dit, en tout optimiste que je suis, que la personne a peut être été intriguée: mon studio est en fait un ancien local qui n'a été aménagé en habitation que récemment. Enfin bref, j'ai appelé mon voisin pour lui demander de faire installer des volets mais du haut de mes 17ans, je n'ai pas eu beaucoup d'impact. Même mon cher papounet l'a appelé mais toujours rien (mon proprio est ce qui rapproche beaucoup d'un gros c**) ! J'ai cependant trouvé la solution! J'ai scotché mes stores aux fenêtres pour qu'il n'y ait plus possibilité de voir chez moi de l'extérieur en attendant une solution plus définitive ! Et je dors toujours très bien, rien ni personne ne m'empêchera de profiter de mon cher sommeil adoré ! Voilà voila, j'espère que ça vous aura un peu plus éclairé sur la situation! Encore merci à tous d'avoir validé et commenté !! Bisous bisous