Hyena

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About Hyena

I've been a professional junkie for over ten years, eight solid years of which I spent living on the streets of Detroit, Michigan, which is really only uncomfortable in winter. I have a wildly off-the-wall sense of humor, and am sarcastic 90% of the time. I love music, specifically crustpunk like Choking Victim. I draw, paint, and tattoo, as well as write almost constantly. I hate shooting dope but haven't really got a choice anymore, so I dedicate every minute of every day to finding cash to buy dope, which often gets me into FML situations. I figure I might as well share them with the world, because then perhaps somebody will choose not to pick up the needle if they hear some of the truth about how life as a junkie really is.

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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