First date going well
By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States
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Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.