The Phone Call
By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are now a certified FML member
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You're following 200 people
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01
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