Spooky season is nearly here
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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