By Anonyme - 08/09/2010 08:56 - Royaume-Uni
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By msgsubliminal - 05/11/2012 10:12 - France - Barret
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
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By Icy - 03/02/2008 18:40 - France
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, merci d'avoir publié ! Vos messages à tous m'ont bien fait rire, je me suis reconnue dans quelques cas car oui mon père a essayé de me présenter des jeunes collègues de boulot ^^ ! La nouvelle ne les enchantent pas vraiment je pense, mais ils acceptent, c'est ma vie comme ils disent. Mon père est un homme qui aime rigoler, taquiner. Il aime bien l'humour noir aussi ! Et il chante souvent je dois l'avouer, alors peut-être était ce une coïncidence mais je me suis sentie visée et j'ai eu une gros fou rire nerveux ! Et je dois avouer aussi que c'est pas la 1ère situation un peu gênante, encore hier je conduisais avec ma mère à côté et mon mp3 branché, et il a fallu qu'arrive la chance de Sexy sushi "le sex appeal de la policière me fait mouiller devant derrière...", gros blanc dans la voiture, j'avais envi de rire ! Et oui il y a pire, je ne me plains pas, j'ai juste été surprise !