By traumatisé - 24/07/2017 18:43 - France
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Bon, je ne sais pas vraiment quoi mettre... J'aime le poulet rôti (d'où le pseudo), les churros, enfin la nourriture (comme beaucoup de gens ^^'), lire, la natation, et flâner sur Internet et YouTube :P. Et je suis sur VDM pour passer le temps, voilà! Ma vie est passionnante X). Ah oui! Et les chats et hiboux aussi *.* La 3ème image est le fruit de mes flâneries sur internet. ^^'.
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By MCdu27 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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By Nicklas01 - 16/03/2017 11:12 - France - La Rochelle
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Il faut savoir que en même temps d'avoir perdu 12kg j'ai perdu de la force ce qui est normal, a l'inverse ma femme a pris du poids mais va aussi à la salle de sport ce qui fait qu'elle a pris beaucoup de force. Et quand elle m'a prise dans ses bras elle m'a serrée tellement fort que j'ai cru qu'elle allait me briser. C'est pour cette raison que j'ai écris cette VDM et non pas pour dire qu'elle a grossi. C'est surtout le fait que désormais elle soit plus forte que moi.
By MadameDodue - 26/04/2017 11:28
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Bonjour, alors pour répondre à Rotsen, le chat en question est ma Dodue que j'ai en photo de profil... Sauf que ce n'est pas cette photo que j'ai proposé au concours ;) Pour plus d'explications, pour commencer j'ai deux chats de gouttière tigrés gris tout ce qu'il y a de plus banal. Un très photogénique -élancé, un peu typé mau/bengal- et ma vieille grosse à qui il manque des dents et des poils (blague graveleuse facile en vue). La photo à été prise avec mon téléphone, j'ai ajouté un filtre d'une application gratuite, le résultat est certes plutôt sympa mais j'avais proposé la photo pour le fun pensant qu'elle ne serait jamais sélectionnée: je n'ai pas de talent particulier en photo, le modèle n'est pas photogénique, et j'avais un matériel de daube. Donc forcément quand ma belle-famille a pris de mes nouvelles, ma moitié s'est empressée de raconter cet "exploit" par contre il a zappé de leur dire qu'ils pouvaient voter :) Mais la vraie VDM je pense est pour les artistes dont c'est le métier qui n'ont pas été sélectionnés alors que moi je l'ai été ^^
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM! Je tiens à préciser que mes parents ne se parlent quasiment plus depuis leur séparation et que bien que ma mère soit célibataire mon père lui a une femme. Voila qui devrait me coûter quelques années de psychanalyse :)