By badtext - 05/05/2009 13:37
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By 6FeetUnder - 17/02/2009 12:07
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Je suis le père de cette petite chipie qui a marché à 9 mois et parlé à 18 mois. Elle voulait rester jouer à la crèche et n'a trouvé que cette solution pour bénéficier de quelques minutes de jeux en plus. Sa mère était retenue à son travail. Désolé de ne pas avoir précisé que j'étais son père.... Manque de place avec 300 caractères et l'obligation de commencer par "aujourd'hui" car ma fille a maintenant 22 ans ! Comme quoi, je m'en souviens encore aujourd'hui, je suis traumatisé sans doute. Elle avait même dit à la directrice de la crèche qui était debout à côté d'elle "t'as rien à faire toi ? va travailler dans ton bureau."