By Toujoursplus2 - 21/04/2015 11:15 - Singapour - Singapore
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Guillaume, 22 ans les bras levés, pianiste amateur et heureux de vivre :)
Je n'ai pas nécessairement envie de faire une longue description sur ce site. Surtout, ne me contactez pas pour en savoir plus, je suis très méchant, je mords et je fais de l'humour de merde.
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En général mes conversations sont normales (mais pas trop, sinon c'est chiant).
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Vite fait
By onrepassera - 28/08/2013 15:40 - France - Saint-mand
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By naturessence - 16/06/2013 08:48 - France
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Très classe
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Bonjour à tous :) Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, je viens de me créer un compte pour pouvoir commenter et apporter quelques petites précisions (d'où le pseudo différent). Concernant ma perte de poids, mon échange se déroule à Singapour (#3, Oui oui, il y a du riz, tu n'étais pas bien loin!) et il fait TRES chaud. Donc forcement on a envie de manger des crudités et de nager, et avec un peu de sport tous les jours, le tour est joué! (Y a pas beaucoup de mérite finalement haha) Le commentaire de ma mère ne se voulait pas blessant. Elle sait que j'aime bien utiliser photoshop et pensait sincèrement que je lui faisais une blague. Quand elle a compris que la photo n'était pas retouchée, elle m'a tout simplement dit de faire tout de même attention et de ne pas être dans l'excès non plus. (Enfin, j'ai encore un peu de marge haha) Voilà voilà, merci pour certains de vos commentaires qui sont vraiment encourageant et d'autres qui m'ont fait sourire! T+