Quasita

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About Quasita

I'm a verbose and detailed smart ass that enjoys occasionally hanging out on FML. If my screen name looks familiar, you may know me from somewhere else... I've had it for 20+ years. I also now use TeslaQoil on Twitch/YouTube, and I am the host of AMLA: Ask Mama Lynn Anything. Most of the time, I keep it sarcastic yet real. I used to be super depressed, agoraphobic, fat and extremely down on myself, but I'm not anymore (for the most part anyway! lol). Now I try to use the years of FML I've lived through to help others learn life lessons, if only to keep them from having to go through all the muck I've been through. Every day I find myself incredibly thankful for the life I have, for being alive at all... For having a home to go home to, an engaging career and endless potential. Feel free to hit me up, but know that I don't really have patience for nonsense and BS. I'm looking for foundational substance out of life. If you're not, that's fine.

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Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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