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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mentor
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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States
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I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!