Pas de panique
By Anonyme - 05/06/2015 13:28 - France
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By Anonyme - 05/06/2015 13:28 - France
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By Babacool - 27/05/2015 21:25 - France - Meyzieu
YOUHOUUUU!!! Ma VDM est validée! Un peu de joie grâce à cette VDM qui m'a fichue une belle trouille! Cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a quelques jours et je peux vous dire qu'on ne fait pas la maline quand un truc aussi dingue arrive. On fait tous tomber des trucs en étendant son linge : les pinces à linge, une chaussette.. bah moi c'était une culotte.. Pas d'bol. Je l'ai vu, impuissante, dégringoler les 3 étages et tomber sur le trottoir. A ce moment là, je me suis dit "ZUUUUT! Faut que je descende en vitesse la récupérer avant de me taper la honte". Mais c'est sans compter sur un de mes voisins qui était à quelques mètres, en bas de l'immeuble, et qui était visiblement très intrigué par ce petit cadeau tombé du ciel. Il l'a regardée, l'a sentie, a levé la tête pour me lancer son regard spécial "gros coquinou" et s'est barré avec.. Peinard... J'étais scotchée! Je l'ai déjà croisé à plusieurs reprises en bas de l'immeuble, et je me suis toujours sentie mal à l'aise en sa présence.. je comprends mieux pourquoi aujourd'hui. Heureusement, je déménage bientôt. Pour ceux qui disent que j'aurai pu l'interpeller ou aller le voir pour la récupérer, j'aimerai vous y voir.. j'aurai crié quoi depuis mon balcon? "Eh Ducon! Rend moi ma culooooootte!". Et une fois devant ce monsieur, j'aurai fait quoi? Comme le dit #96, c'est super flippant!! Je préfère faire le deuil de ma culotte et surtout n'avoir aucun contact avec ce voisin!