Oompheuse

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  • Valence,
  • 31 years-old
  • Wednesday 03 November 1993
  • In a relationship

About Oompheuse

Téléconseillère le jour, sorceleuse la nuit

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

Relic collector

You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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